One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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