yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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