Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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