Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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