So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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