i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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