He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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