real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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