Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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