she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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