Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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