I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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