my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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