I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Come on in and take your pants off
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