does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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