I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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