Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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