no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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