I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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