the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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