i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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