That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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