You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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