Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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