she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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