The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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