all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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