Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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