The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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