I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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