Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
If that was your dad, he is hot
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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