New invention idea: vibrating tampons
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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