dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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