he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I have fence marks all over my body
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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