Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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She bit a glass in half.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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