On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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