As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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