sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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