Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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