Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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