U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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