ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize