: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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