Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
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Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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