she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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