There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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