My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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