Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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