guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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