Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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